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WHAT IS THE ZOMBIE ARMY?

Zombie Army Productions is a consortium of businesses that brings the highest production quality to the darkest events. From haunted houses to  feature films, Zombie Army can produce your event from conceptual design to closing night.  Contact us to see which of our production team members can increase the scope and profit of your event.

WHAT THE ZOMBIE ARMY DOES

  • Production Design
  • Set Design
  • Building & Painting
  • Prop Creation
  • Sound & Lighting
  • Make Up & Costumes
  • Graphic & Web Design
  • Logo Design & Branding
  • Marketing & Promotions
  • Actor Training
  • Safety Training
  • Promotional Vehicles (cars, trucks, buses, etc.)
  • Video Production

ENLIST IN THE ZOMBIE ARMY

Want to Join the Zombie Army?  If you are an actor, craftsmen, or enthusiast who wants to contribute, all you need to do is enlist - visit http://www.zombiearmyproductions.com/enlist.html and follow the instructions there to connect with the  Zombie Army.  If your resume matches the skill sets we need for a particular job, we will hire you as an independent contractor. 

ALONE, WE ARE WANDERING ZOMBIES.

TOGETHER, WE ARE AN ARMY.

 

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Thursday, June 4, 2009 THE ART OF PAIN : THE OFFICIAL CHICAGO PREMIER at The Gene Siskel Film Center 
The Art of Pain - Inspire an artist. Ruin his life!
THE OFFICIAL CHICAGO PREMIER
@ The Siskel Film Center
Newly re-cut and in HD!
June 5,7,8,10



CAST and CREW Q&A AFTER SCREENINGSNew Video Introduction by Lloyd Kaufman!The Gene Siskel Film Center164 North State Street
Chicago, Illinois 60601
Tel: 312-846-2600

Friday, June 5, 8:15 pm
Sunday, June 7, 3:00 pm
Monday, June 8, 8:15 pm
Wednesday, June 10, 8:15 pm


The new cut of our award winning feature dark comedy, The Art of Pain will be screening for the first time in Chicago! We are honored to be included as part of the Christopher Wetzel Comedy Award Series. In light of this occasion, we've ensured that these screenings will be in beautiful Hi Definition.

Writer/director, Matt Brookens, as well as various members of the cast and crew will be in attendance to answer questions and discuss the film. Expect different players on different nights: Anders Erickson, Greg Brookens, John LaFlamboy, Matthew Jones, Arvin Jalandoon, Elliot Fredland, Leena Kurishingal, Joyce Porter and John Turk to name a few.

As a special treat, Lloyd Kaufman, head of Troma Entertainment and the King of Gross Out Comedy has prepared a unique video introduction! Lloyd will also participate in Friday night's Q&A via live conference call.

Make sure you catch one of these very special screenings and see one of the most innovative, hilarious and poignant indie films to hit the fests this year, The Art of Pain.


SO WHAT'S THE FILM ABOUT?


INSPIRE AN ARTIST, RUIN HIS LIFE -- Jack works an easy job at the movie theater with his pal Nick, a sci-fi geek, and his aspiring actress girlfriend, Sharon. He used to be a pretty good painter, but there isn't much inspiration in this zombie-like existence. All of that is about to change. Enter Marcus, a pissed off ninja-in-training with something to prove. Fueled by disgust for Jack's apathy and a cruel sensei, Marcus takes it upon himself to teach a brutal lesson: Great art comes from great pain. What follows is a bloody trail of seduction, murder and maiming that only a ninja can inflict. Now, painting in a frenzy, Jack must fight not only for his art, but his life.



PS: Did you miss writer/director Matt Brookens' appearance on TLC's hit show L.A. Ink? Check it out on YouTube right here! The phoenix tattoo is to celebrate the completion of The Art of Pain. Be like the phoenix and rise from the ashes!
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Starring Lloyd KaufmanlittlePoster

WINNER AUDIENCE AWARD-Sunscreen Film Festival, St. Petersburgh FL 2008,  WINNER BEST FEATURE COMEDY-Route 66 Film Festival, Springfield IL 2008  BEST FEATURE COMEDY- Action on Film Fest, Pasadena CA (nominee) 2008  OFFICIAL SELECTION-Delray Beach Film Festival, Delray Beach FL 2008  OFFICIAL SELECTION-Audience Choice Film Festival, IN 2008  OFFICIAL SELECTION- Oak Park Film Festival, Oak Park, IL 2008  OFFICIAL SELECTION- Thriller! Chiller! Film Festival, Grand Rapids, MI 2008  OFFICIAL SELECTION- Eerie Horror Film Festival, Eerie, PA 2008  OFFICIAL SELECTION- Arizona Underground Film Festival


What the Critics Say

  • 5 out of 5 STARS - Filmthreat.com "jam packed with genre geek
    droolworthiness - zombies, ninjas, comic books, Lloyd Kaufman ... nerd
    vengeance and a vicious dark comic streak reminiscent of teen suicide
    comedy "Heathers." "The Art of Pain" has cult classic written all over
    it." - Eric Campos

  • "The Art of Pain is something different
    from the run-of-the-mill genre fare that you're used to. It's an
    imaginative, well-written, extremely well-made slice of cinematic
    entertainment. Check it out." - MJ Simpson (Leading UK Genre Film Journalist)

  • "Gags, slays, and -- above all -- entertains with an alchemized mixture of gore and jest." - Erin Duley dulynoted.net

  • "Obviously the result of talent and ingenuity... Brookens' movie and his future are worth watching." Steven Persall, St. Petersburg Times

  • "What I love best about the film ... is how when you subtract the pesky ninjas, the flesh-eating zombies, and the comic book geekery, you still have a fully functioning film. The most satisfying moments of The Art of Pain come in the form of good old-fashioned comedy. The screenplay is loaded with solid, witty banter and flashes of brilliant dialogue... the foundation of The Art Of Pain remains strong" - Adam Arseneau, DVD Verdict




Interested in Distributing this Film?
Call Jon Gursha, our Producers Representative
818-633-5404
jon@filmmarketingservices.com
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Saturday, April 4, 2009 April 25: A Full Day of Zombie Goodness in Chicago! 
The First Annual Zombie Army PromOn April 25, 2009, there will be not one, but TWO major zombie-themed events in Chicago!

From 3:00 - 8:00 pm Andersonville will play host to the Second Annual Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl! Full information and details can be found HERE

Then, from 8:00 pm - 2:00 am, the zombie revelry moves south to The Orphanage for the First Annual Zombie Army Prom! The Prom will be a fund-raiser for the next Zombie Army Productions feature film, and will feature music, dancing, beer & wine, fingers (er, finger foods), King & Queen Zombie Costume Contest, Zombie Dance-Off, the Zombie Army Wheel of Pain and more!

Tickets are $15 in advance and $20 at the door. Formal attire is not required; however, you HAVE to be zombified! Those still living upon their arrival can get zombified at the door by the Zombie Army's talented makeup artists for a $10 donation!

The Orphanage is located at 643 W 31st St. in Chicago. Get advance tickets HERE.
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Thursday, April 2, 2009 Kitty Zombie Interviewed! 
The Zombie Army's Kitty Zombie (and his handler Geoff Graves) have a new interview up over at the Horror Society's website - take a gander.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 TransWorld Haunt Show Videos Posted. Zombie Army Bus! Kitty! Fluffy! 
Check out some of the Zombie Army's shenanigans and hijinx at TransWorld's 2009 Haunt & Attractions Show in St. Louis: http://www.youtube.com/user/ZombieArmyProd
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Monday, March 16, 2009 RETRO ZOMBIE TIKI TERROR! 

RETRO ZOMBIE TIKI TERROR!

On Sunday, May 24, get ready to party like it's 1959 at RETRO ZOMBIE TIKI TERROR!, a night of zombie fun set in the tiki wonderland that is The Tiki Terrace in Des Plaines, IL. RETRO ZOMBIE TIKI TERROR! will feature a Polynesian floor show, Zombie Pinups Beauty Pageant, Zombie Costume Contest, raffles, prizes, zombie movies, tiki tunes and, of course, delicious tiki drinks!

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Tentative itinerary (subject to change):

  • 6:00 - 10:00 : All ages welcome!
  • 6:00 - 8:00 : Socialize, eat, drink and be scary!
  • 8:00 - 9:00 : Live Polynesian Floor Show
  • 9:00 - 10:00 : Booze & Shmooze
  • 10:00 : Kids, go home - 18+ after 10:00
  • 10:00 : Zombie Costume Contest
    Guys & Dolls, come dressed in your zombie finest and compete to win fabulous prizes!
  • 11:00 : Zombie Pinups Beauty Pageant
    Ladies, put on your sexiest classic pinup outfit and your most gruesome zombie make up, and compete to win awesome prizes! Judging will be based on quality of make up / effects and costume. All contestants will be photographed for a special gallery at ZombiePinups.com; to get an idea of what we're looking for, visit the gallery at ZombiePinups.com, and start planning your character NOW!

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Enjoy fine food, tiki drinks, classic music, zombie movies and other Chicago zombie dudes & dames in between events! Every ticketholder gets a raffle ticket, so you never know when you'll win something spectacular.

Tickets are $15.00 in advance, $20.00 at the door. Ticket does NOT include food or drinks. The Tiki Terrace has a full menu of Polynesian-themed food.

RETRO ZOMBIE TIKI TERROR! will take place from 6:00 pm to 2:00 am on Sunday, May 24, at the Tiki Terrace, 1591 Lee St., Des Plaines, IL 60018, approximately 4 minutes north of O'Hare International Airport. Tiki Terrace is located at the NE Corner of Lee/Manheim and Oakton.

RETRO ZOMBIE TIKI TERROR! is presented and hosted by Kitty Zombie, ChicagoZombie.com, ZombiePinups.com and Zombie Army Productions.

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Thursday, February 26, 2009 Know Your Zombie Army 
We've added a bunch of new soldiers to the Zombie Army "About" page. Get to know your Zombie Army!
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009 The Zombie Army Bus 
Rebel Rouser has been hard at work ZAPping the new Zombie Army Bus - check it out:





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